They say that success is a lot of sweat and hard work. And boy where they ever wrong. Success is a nothing but sweat and a billion pounds of work, hard work, harder work, and even more impossible work that seems to go on and on forever without getting me one step closer to my goal.

If only success were eating and sleeping, then I would be a success in the blink of an eye.

After all,I am a natural born eating and sleeping champion!