When I have something to do, I love to say, Late is better than never. After all, I have a thousand things I need to do, so what is a few minutes, days, weeks, or even months. But of course when it comes to something important, like you making my favorite meal, punctuality is everything. After all, you have nothing important to do.

You don’t think that is height of hypocrisy do you? I mean you really have nothing better to do than take care of my every whim, right?