If tired is as tired does, why is it impossible to act like tired never was? Certainly all I should have to do is act like tired never was, and I should never have to go to bed again, right?


Bed time again? But I only woke up 12 hours ago, surely I should not have to go to bed for another 10 days. What frustration, a million adventures are pleading for my attention, and I have to go to bed. Oh what fun I could have if only by thinking and acting like I was not tired meant that I never had to go to bed again.


But sadly, no matter how hard I try to prove that tired is as tired does and therefore tired never was, all I prove is that tired is, because tired won.