To breathe or not to breathe, why must allergies make that an eternal question?

Hurray, free at last. Now that winter is here and everything is dead I can finally breathe! No more grass, no more pollen, no more weeds at last I can breath…I can…I can achoo… I can sneeze? Oh no, there may be no more dirt, no more grass, and no more pollen, but unfortunately the yard is covered in dirt, and I am allergic to dirt! Woe is my nose, is there ever a time when nose will be allowed to breathe free?