They used to say that the truth is the truth and nothing you say or do can change it. But fortunately for this road loving little pup they now say that my truth is the truth, even if it contradicts the truth. Because now, this blind little pup, is free to be king of the road and drive a hundred miles an hour!

I wonder how many drivers will hold to my truth. Oh well, it does not matter, they set the rules. And since my truth trumps truth, they can do nothing about it.

What’s a matter officer? Oh, I know. You think I look like a blind little dog who has not business driving. Good news, I actually identify as a 6 ft tall human with 20/20 vision with a perfect driving record. And since my truth is the truth, you have nothing to worry about any more.