It is better to be wise than rich in the day of famine. Because all the riches in the world will not fill the belly when their is no food. But the wise pup knows which leaf of the forest can silence the rumbling of his belly and where the edible blade of grass doth hide itself. And by his knowledge is able to transform his lawn into a feast.

Humph, blades of grass and fallen leaves do not sound like much of a feast to me. If this pup is so wise that he can transform lawns into feast it seems that he would be smart enough to get into a plane and fly to some secluded spot where there is no famine and feast like a king pup on cake, cookies, pizza, and ice cream. Now that’s the type of wise pup I want to be!