I really want to be a country pup complete with gardens and chickens. But my family is taking forever looking high and low for the perfect house. It’s plain silly. Give me a chance and I would find a house in two seconds.
Let me see, four beds, three baths, ten beautiful acres, a pool, barn, hurray problem solved. I found the perfect place.
Oh, you want me to check the price. No problem, I am sure that it is quite reasonable. I bet you it does not cost more than a few hundred…a thousand or two, or $750,000 dollars. Are you kidding me!
Never mind, I think I have to be satisfied with dreaming about being a country home. Wake me up when or if you ever find a place that does not cost more than a herd of elephants.