Truth is the truth no matter how much you hate it


So you’re saying that it is not true that I am rich and famous like Lassie with my own syndicated TV show, but am only a poor little pup with a small You Tube channel? Surely you are jesting, because the whole idea is so absurd that it must be a lie.

and a lie is still a lie no matter how much you love it.



Why anyone with the smallest shred of common sense would realize that your foolish words must be a lie as one look at my handsome face will reveal that I am a rich and famous puppy and not some poor, unknown upstart. Away with your foolish lies, and long live the truth that Happy is the richest and most famous pup in all the land!