If the term modern relativity has left you scratching your head as you wander in dazed fog, here is an example that will hopefully help clear the whole thing up.

Science says that the sky is blue, but I say that the sky is minty bone green. Traditional thinking would say that science is right and I am wrong. But thanks to modern relativity I am always right!



Thanks to the invention of modern relativity I can rule like the kings of old, because no matter what math, logic, or science has to say, I am always right.