Recently I found for Happy an adorable little king outfit which Happy is still adjusting too. Maybe it was the strangeness of this past election, or just the adorable way that Happy looked in his new outfit but I found myself musing of what it would be like if Happy were king.  And asking how things would change if the toy crown he now wore was real.

From this musing came this little poem wondering how my relationship with Happy might change once Happy realized the privileges that came with his new rank. And ending with the realization that to a great extent very little would change because as we all know, a well loved pup lives the life that even some kings might envy.