How many ways do I love thee, let me count the ways.  I love you like you were a thick wedge of juicy watermelon on a hot summer day, or a rich root beer float on the forth of July. I adore you more than spaghetti dripping in sauce with  a slice of cream covered chocolate pie for dessert.

To me you are as mouth watering as fresh made lamb chops or hamburgers sizzling on the grill. And as appetizing as a rotisserie chicken or breaded turkey breast fresh from the fry pan. With all the delightful qualities  of a top dollar T-bone steak. And posing all the appeal of an oversized plate of prime ribs and potatoes at an all you can eat buffet.

I love you like a pizza pie with cheese dripping down the sides. So mighty and wonderful are you to me that I cannot seem to get you out of my mind. I dream of you each night and I long for you each day.

So please put me out of my misery and say that you will be my bone today.


Oh, how happy you have made me to know that you are going to be mine. All mine and no one else’s.