How many ways do I love thee, let me count the ways. I love you like you were a thick wedge of juicy watermelon on a hot summer day, or a rich root beer float on the forth of July. I adore you more than spaghetti dripping in sauce with a slice of cream covered chocolate pie for dessert.
To me you are as mouth watering as fresh made lamb chops or hamburgers sizzling on the grill. And as appetizing as a rotisserie chicken or breaded turkey breast fresh from the fry pan. With all the delightful qualities of a top dollar T-bone steak. And posing all the appeal of an oversized plate of prime ribs and potatoes at an all you can eat buffet.
I love you like a pizza pie with cheese dripping down the sides. So mighty and wonderful are you to me that I cannot seem to get you out of my mind. I dream of you each night and I long for you each day.
So please put me out of my misery and say that you will be my bone today.